Could you also hold up today’s newspaper?

Recruiter: Oh yes, one last thing. Just send us a selfie when you get to your interview.

Me: Pardon?!

Recruiter: You just need to text or Whatsapp us a selfie when you’re at the office safely.

Me: No, I’m not going to send you a selfie, that’s just bizarre!

Recruiter: It’s our policy.

Me: It’s not law though so I’m afraid I still won’t be sending you a pre-interview selfie.

Recruiter: But…

Me: Copy my LinkedIn photo if you desperately need my photo.