Email title: New contract in [Location]
Recruiter: I have this great contract that looks like it might be right up your street. Check out the attached specs!
*attaches the resumes of four male civil engineers.
Me: Hi I think you’ve attached the wrong files. These are other people’s CVs.
Recruiter: So what do you think of the contract?
Me: …is this a hitman contract?
Note: Joking aside I’m actually quite concerned at the company’s handling of CV files. I now possess the names, addresses and contact details for four complete strangers. The recruiter never got back to me.